Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.
The Plum and the Prune (tP&tP) started publishing political satire in the summer of 2025, when the Trumptarian takeover of the USA was gaining way too much momentum. Political satire posts are filed under the sign of The Slanted Truth every so often, ideally once or twice a week.
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
A White House leaker noticed the map hanging above the toilet while going #1 in that speakeasy bathroom behind a wood panel in the oval office.
Covfefe, that mystery word tweeted by Trump in his first term, and thought by many to be a simple typographical error, now appears to be DEEPLY MEANINGFUL.
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
The babysitter, Julie, has been trapped for over four days now. MomDad, hardcore devotees of Gentle Parenting, claim their child -- and no one else -- gets to decide when his jail game ends.
Just between you and me when you say between you and I methinks us need to talk.