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Stephen Miller's Better Angels Found Dead Inside his Unconscious...

... in a rat-infested alley next do a dumpster. Missing for decades now, the angels were presumed dead by just about everyone. His mom and wife declined to comment.

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Turns out there was actually just one left, just one better angel in Miller’s unconscious, and it’s not quite dead yet.* Eschatologists claim it will never die, no matter how badly Miller, the ICE Demon, neglects and abuses it.

This is not the case for Miller’s victims. Death feels real close for the human beings being chased, abducted, seized, abused, concentrated, humiliated, dominated — in a word, Gestapo’d — by ICE Demon’s masked agents, whose better angels must be in deep hibernation mode or something equally banal and insidiously evil. We aren’t sure. Maybe the eschatologists will enlighten us.

*not quite dead yet.* - Okay, tP&tP admits it has taken some creative license with the headline, slanting the truth just enough for SEO optimization and other purely instrumental reasons.

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