Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
To view Melania’s heavily photoshopped picture in its native habitat, click here: Phallic Fantasy Photo. Quick reminder: the whitehouse.gov website is of course paid for by the people, at least the ones who pay their taxes and don’t cheat on their returns. In other words, the people paid for this photo shoot and editing, not the president or the first lady. Not verified, but likely the case. Fun thought, huh?
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.
A White House leaker noticed the map hanging above the toilet while going #1 in that speakeasy bathroom behind a wood panel in the oval office.
Covfefe, that mystery word tweeted by Trump in his first term, and thought by many to be a simple typographical error, now appears to be DEEPLY MEANINGFUL.
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
The babysitter, Julie, has been trapped for over four days now. MomDad, hardcore devotees of Gentle Parenting, claim their child -- and no one else -- gets to decide when his jail game ends.
Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.
Just between you and me when you say between you and I methinks us need to talk.
