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tRump's "American" Peerage Map Finally Located

A White House leaker noticed the map hanging above the toilet while going #1 in that speakeasy bathroom behind a wood panel in the oval office.

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According to our richest sources, dukedoms are going for upwards of a billion.

While this map of tRump’s America hangs serenely in a hidden bathroom, Rumptarian ICE Squads un-serenely chase down, beat, seize, abduct, abuse, concentrate, humiliate, and dominate human beings* who love and work and strive and deserve to be treated as a Human Being, a title too special to belong on any MAN-made peerage map.

*tP&tP has borrowed its own phrasing from an earlier post on Stephen Miller’s Better Angels (there’s only one, and he’s in bad shape).

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