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The Soul of GOP Rep. Mike Flood Still Missing after Lincoln Town Hall
Despite lots and lots of soul searching, Nebraska Search & Rescue was unable to locate even a trace of Mike Flood's Soul. The Congressman's response was a masterclass in obtuse shamelessness.
Gemini's "Understand Anything" Promise Raises Eyebrows Among the Stupid and Slow of Study
Really? Anything? The promise appeared on the splash page of Gemini NotebookLM, Google's latest addition to its Suite of AI Nifties.
Leading Quantum Physicist Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
“It's just vibes, people. That's all there is. Vibes. All the way down and every which way.
After Weak Jobs Report, Trump Says He's Firing Agency's Commissioner
Actual headline appearing on August 1, 2025 atop a NYTimes (digital edition) lead story.
MAGA University Chooses Fascist Skinhead as new Mascot
White nationalist students on campus, which is everyone, agreed to replace Lumberjack Mack, who just seemed a little too old and creepy.
McDonalds Renames Itself Donalds
Seriously, It's not what you think. Or maybe it is. Wait, what?
Coming Soon: The California Republic
Once a Dream. Now a Necessity. LFG!
T-Rumpmander Spotted in Texas
T-Rumpmander: noun; evil twin of Gerrymander; anti-democratic beast created by spineless politicians; a dactyl pronounced trippingly on the tongue: TEE-rump-mander).
Effigy Sales Surge on News of Emil Bove's Confirmation to Federal Appeals Court
While effigies of Stephen Miller and a two-headed Trumpstein Demon still dominate sales, the Bove effigy now leading seller among lesser known RumpT Regime underlings.
Organisms Before Algorithms!
Like a voice of one crying out in the wilderness ...
Word Network’s "Synonym Island” Under Pressure to Diversify Cast
EP Lexi Wortmot defended the show, “Sure, everyone on the show is similar, but that’s like, the whole premise of the show."
Look, there on 5th Avenue ... It's Captain Humanity!
One silly little tale dedicated to one seriously brave woman: the fabulous, the incomparable, E. Jean Carroll.
MAGA Miserables Are Now Obsessed with ... Sea Otter Vids?
Yes. In our next post we will speak with renowned Yes Therapist and OG Life Caddy, Runeth, to understand why.
Trump Visits Scottish Sheep Farm
GOP Senators Are Beyond Jealous.
Trump Vows To Abolish Rainbows
DC Weather System's Response Outrages the Felon-in-Chief.