The babysitter, Julie, has been trapped for over four days now. MomDad, hardcore devotees of Gentle Parenting, claim their child -- and no one else -- gets to decide when his jail game ends.
Julie, the babysitter, is just so over it at this point. Come on. My lab partner in AP Bio is super pissed. Yo rents: Unlock the fricking door!”
MomDad is in the hallway, sternly talking to the locked bathroom door:“Julie! This isn’t about you, okay. This is about Utah. He decides when the jail game ends.
“F*** that, MomDad."
"Ear muffs, Utah! Ear muffs!"
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.
Just between you and me when you say between you and I methinks us need to talk.