Spell it aloud, all slow and gentle like. Repeat until your ears are filled with the sound of B, U, T. Then shout the headline aloud in public. Trigger alert: the hills may just come alive.
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Just between you and me when you say between you and I methinks us need to talk.
In a very short but in-depth interview, Laugh Out Loud (who prefers to be called LOL), wonders if it means anything at all, and pulls no punches when asked how it feels about LMAO.
Whatever. Just don't call me dude, okay bro?
EP Lexi Wortmot defended the show, “Sure, everyone on the show is similar, but that’s like, the whole premise of the show."
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
The babysitter, Julie, has been trapped for over four days now. MomDad, hardcore devotees of Gentle Parenting, claim their child -- and no one else -- gets to decide when his jail game ends.
Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.